The World’s Most Interesting Realtor

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I don’t know if you noticed that Dos Equis recently retired Jonathan Goldsmith, the American actor who became famous for his role as The World’s Most Interesting Man. Turns out that Gold- smith will be relocating to Santa Cruz to start his new career as The World’s Most Interesting Realtor. Since there are more than 1300 Realtors in the county already, there’s always room for one more.

Here are a few of the tag lines he is considering for his initial rollout campaign:

He’s the Most Interesting Realtor in the World…

• Other agents have his name on their vanity license plates

• He gives virtual tours in person

• His clients sign disclosures acknowledging he’s The Most Interesting Realtor in the World

• He can make a house go up in value just by appreciating it

• He once foreclosed on a bank

• He once picked a loan lock

• Buyers he doesn’t work with suffer from remorse

• When he lists a property, half baths become whole again

• Even the geodesic domes he represents have square footage

• Loan underwriters wait for his approval

• He once sold a dream house in his sleep

• He once went to mime school to look more convincing when going through the motions

• He uses a tailor for arm’s length transactions

• His termite company once tented a circus

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