In the Middle Ages, Beak Doctors roamed the squalid streets of infested cities visiting the homes of untold millions of unfortunates severely impacted by the bubonic plague. The shadow inventory of death was truly remarkable back in those days! Almost a third of humanity was underwater. Despite dark ages and depressing times, nattily-attired physicians found a way to continue to care and yet always remain in style.
Sound familiar? We thought so! As an ode to the classic look of the ubiquitous Beak Doctor, we are proud to bring you our new designer rendition featuring the famous fashion that outlasted the pandemic plague more than five centuries ago! Our all-weather, all-purpose, all-terrain suit is just what the doctor ordered for all you caring real estate agents worried about survival every time you go out of the house and into one of those “other” houses. The Armani Suit is living proof that there is a big difference between the haz’ and the haz-nots. It will protect you from the spreading effects of economic fallout while it also projects your status as a well-dressed professional.
You too can wander the nearly empty streets and the surrounding sprawl of urban ghost towns in safety and comfort with your Armani Hazmat Suit. No more worries about toxic mold spores sprouting up in all those toxic assets. No more holding your breath in fear of errant strains of Hantavirus emanating from the spoils left behind. No more nagging concerns about ingesting lead paint or sheet rock particles floating around in an environmentally-noxious stew of household harm. .Our new Designer Duds even come with special tinted visors to shield your eyes from harmful exposure to too many atrocious paint colors left behind on the walls of those bargain basement bank-owned buys.